My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Something fishy.....This was not me but a girl I knew at school. After geting drunk for proberly the first time, this girl that was quite a loser (she showed people close up photo's of her snogging the face off some poor boy) admitted that she got herself off with some frozen fish fingers. Although she wasnt at all popular then, she became (if possible) less popular and people called her fishy fanny (she was a bitch to me when we were originally class frends so I dont mind being bitchy about it now). Im sure it wasnt just the 2 form classes me and my friends were in knew about it.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 23:30,
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