My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Ahhh yes,just remembered this one.
My fella was doing a fantastic job of foreplay at my parents' place. I shouted something dramatic straight from the p0rn0 school of acting along the lines of "OH BABY! You're so good, please don't stop..I'M GOING TO COME!" and immediately afterwards my brother of 16 says from DIRECTLY outside my door "Yeah I'm going now...erm...bye." and slams the front door quickly behind him.
If my brother wasn't such a toerag, I'd almost feel sorry for him.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 23:38, Reply)
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