My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not nessiserily wanking but....I almost got a black eye from my friends vibrator when she whiped it out too quicky from her bedroom draw to show me which hit me in the face. Used the ole' "walked in a door" excuse to explain brusing to mum.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 23:48,
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