My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I said extreme, not extreme TO THE MAXOh yeah and once, after a swing park and cider session I was wanking away with all my teen agnst and Marilyn Manson blues, thinking really dark gothic and cool thoughts like how fun it'd be to fuck the members of Kiss whilst stabbing babies. How shocked was I when I realised that I was just pathetic teenage stereotype. That night was a DISASTER, A DISASTER OF THE SOUL...........now I wear bright colours and drink Stella....shock horror
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 0:45, Reply)
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