My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Hmm tastes loverly1) As a scout, sharing a tent with 5 other lads, one of which (Smag) was obsessed with wanking. So much so that he felt the need to have a wank in said tent at night whilst we were all in our sleeping bags. Now we didn't believe that he was actually doing it, we just thought he was bluffing and left him to it. That was until he suddenly stopped and meekly said "Padge... erm... have you got a tissue... i've just come" And still we didn't believe him... until he took his hand out of his sleeping bag and showed us the evidence. Horrified??? Doesn't even start to desribe it.
2) Me this time... on holiday in a caravan with family once. Whilst the rest of the family were in the front room, I though I'd knock one out in the room. So, lied on my back I did do. Went to clean up afterwards and couldn't find a tissue, sock, piece of clothing, bed cover.. you name it. Nothing. So there was only one way to get rid of that then. Gulp... mmm yummy.
3) And finally another time on holiday I decided to pass some time in the bathroom... and the fucking hotel maintainence guy came to change the lock on the other side of the door. Didn't stop me tho, but I bet he changed the lock preddy damn quickly after he heard the shuffling/breathing on the other side of the door.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 1:24, Reply)
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