My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Remember: password protection and hidden files are your friendsSo a friend of mine, while at uni, was fixing a computer for a course-mate who'd managed to spazz it up somehow. He does the work and, duly fixed, decides to check the file structure or something - suffice it to say he takes it on himself to have a look through the "my documents" folder.
Finding some .jpgs labelled "me 1" and so on, the potential for photoshopping fun is really quite overwhelming - so he opens them up.
Now, I know what you're all thinking - it's a photo of this bloke's member or something. Well, kind of - but this was in the days before cheap digital cameras. So how has the onanist captured his post-splurge, gently dribbling member for prosperity?
By squeezing it down on a flat-bed scanner, man-milk and all, and making several scans of it.
Several scans which somehow ended up on a departmental message board. Now how could that have happened?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 9:42, Reply)
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