My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Biggest wanking disaster of all time?www.tech-sol.net/humor/true1.htm
This one's a bit of an urban legend, but I have it on fairly good authority that it's actually true (I think the initial report was published in a medical magazine at the time)
If you don't like the idea of stapling one's own knackers to stop them falling off, don't read it at all.
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fozberry, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 11:44,
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