My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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thought of anotherthere was a tape of security footage going round birkenhead, of a camera trained upon this fella shagging thi woman against the doors of a shopping centre. they were standing up, shagging, then all of a sudden the woman ean off suspecting someone nearby. this fella is standing in the middle of a precinct with his arms outstretched with his trousers round his ankles shouting finish me off finish me off, looks around and starts wanking like a maniac in the middle of a deserted shopping precinct.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 11:49, Reply)
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