My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Mesmerized?Didn't want to post in such a lovely question of the week, but future husband said I had to.
First serious boyfriend and I took each other's virginity and then spent the first year of college taking it over and over again in odd places. One day, while attempting to study in the library, we started to get a little grabby under the table - started getting suspicious glances from other students, so took our books up to a quiet spot on the second floor (first floor to you).
Fast forward to a few minutes later - he's sitting on the desktop of a carrel, pants around knees, I'm in front of him, um, polishing the flagpole. Right towards the end, both of us look over and realize we're in front of a rather large window, where we can be seen from a side view.
Students are walking back and forth across the quad, totally oblivious to us in the window - except for one guy, stood stock still in the middle of the sidewalk, mouth open a little and eyes wide.
Thank god there were no camera phones then.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 12:20, Reply)
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