My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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oh no... it's coming back to me..Walking downstairs with a serious case of the Munchies, and walking past the living-room door, peering in, and being greeted with the shameful sight of my dear old dad "burping the worm" while looking at a left-hand-mouse website.
Thankfully he seemed a bit pre-occupied, and never noticed that I'd passed: I'm not sure I could have looked him in the face if he knew that I knew...
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 12:59,
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