My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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can't have been me. I have a willy.Just recounted to me by a mate who isn't a member so isnt up to posting. He's a dick though. (hahaha no not really hahaha ow ribs)
was lady who somebody i worked with knew and was a couple of days before her birthday. My mate and loads of her family and stuff organise surprise party and her sister gives keys to get in house. they all go in and hide in living room. she comes in kitchen but they didn't hear her when door opened. they heared her call dog so knew she was there and all ran into kitchen to shout surprise and found her with her legs spread and marmite smeared on her flaps waiting for the dog to lick it off.
don't know whether to believe it or not. i think it was true though because everybody in the village knew coz most of them were there. she had to move out of the village in the end coz she was so ashamed
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 12:59, Reply)
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