My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Oh the painI had been suffering from a long boubt of insomnia and was off to Glastonbury the next day. Not wanting to spend all night awake and knowing that reducing your sperm count is a sure fire way of enabling good sleep paterns I decided to knock one out.
Unfortunately I got myself squarely in the eye. Christ it stung, I then had to run to the bathroom with my eyes shut and spend a good ten minutes running water onto it. I hope no-one saw this at the time.
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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:08,
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