My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not a disaster just a factDorothy Parker called her parrot Onan because "he spilled his seed on the ground".
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:16,
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