My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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not me i promisei walked my very drunken mate home once and not only did she piss in front of me she also started to play with herself in front of me. i went "no thts not nice in front of me" and pulled her hand away but she just went naaah and started to do it again.
i left her there in disgust
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:20, Reply)
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