My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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office legendI work for a publishing company and deadlines it is not unusual for the editorial team to work late into the night. I came into work one morning to find our art director fast asleep infront of his computer, fly open, cock in hand, drool coming out of his mouth and "fat grannies fingering" porn on the screen. I did what any caring colleague would do and took a photo to stick on the office notice board before screaming "CAUGHT YOU YOU DIRTY CRANBERRY" in his ear.
Note that there are many other stories about this guy who manages to produce huge amounts of pages despite being permanently stoned. My favourite one is that he went commando on the day of his yearly medical. No big deal I hear you say, but this is France and the doctors here are very keen on making you strip down to your undies for examinations!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:26, Reply)
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