My friend's belt snapped the other day
when we were out walking. The only way he could keep his trousers up was by tying many sun flowers together, head to stalk, and using the sunflower rope as a kind of rudimentary replacement belt.

As he wondered home, the sunflowers glistening in the evening sun, I realised it looked like he had a waist of Monet.

Sorry *



* not even slightly
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:55, 7 replies)

Hmmm.
I like the disclaimer.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:18, closed)

Weren't the sunflowers sunflowers Van Gogh? ;)
(Matty73, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:18, closed)

I dun a google search for Monet painting names
and I thought I saw sunflowers come up.

I'm a bit of a philistine like that :-)

Lets pretend I read the results properly and wrote "poppies" instead...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:21, closed)

beat me to it :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:27, closed)

bindun.....yawn
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:13, closed)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 15:11, closed)

go to your room
and think about what you have done
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:32, closed)