Duuh...
...fucking getting married to a money-wasting shrew. She gets beaten if she's out of control, but it didn't stop her wanting a car.

So I gave in after six months of lobbying and did it. Fuck me sideways, cars here are expensive. A 1 year old Audi A3, nothing fancy, set me back nearly sixty thousand quid. And what does she do on the second day out? She drove the fucking thing into a wall.

*slap*
(airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:50, 14 replies)

No joke about the sixty grand...
...cars in Singapore cost a fucking mint.
(airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:54, closed)

Indeed they do
Yet I don't think I have seen quite so many high end cars in one place in a long long time... Maserati's, Ferrari's, a Lamborghini in the garage downstairs and rather a lot of nice BMW's, Merc's and Audi's give the cost of them...
(442, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:18, closed)

'She gets beaten if she's out of control'
what a lovely man you are
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:01, closed)

I thought it was a metphor at first
but I can't make it work as one.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:08, closed)

is this along the lines of
Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, she's already been told twice

because that joke NEVER gets old, seriously

EDIT : if you're paying 60k for a one year old A3 you're either trolling like shit or being taken for a ride.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:32, closed)

Or it's a Princess Di joke.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:19, closed)

Or an Anne Frank one.

(__, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 14:28, closed)

Ah now, all the Edgy Kids are telling Maddy Jokes again Friz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 14:33, closed)

It's like a comical renaissance

(__, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 14:38, closed)

My god, someone who knows what "trolling" actually means!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:06, closed)

Did you buy the car
... From a woman?
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 12:10, closed)

Judging by the rest of your qotw efforts
you're either 12 or a cunt. Possibly both.
Just saying, like.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 14:38, closed)

Yeah, his talents are definitely wasted on QOTW
he should join /talk...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:00, closed)

I resemble that remark!
I feel validated now - someone has recognised my purile cuntyness!

One would think those were perfect credentials for b3ta. (-;
(airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:15, closed)