I bought a book of Maddy jokes
and now I can't use it cause Amorous Badger doesn't like them.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:36, 31 replies)

Was it written by Piston Broke?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:22, closed)

All I took from that was
'I'm a witless cunt who has to buy other peoples' jokes.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:35, closed)

Honestly, he could just look up Des O'Connor on youtube if he wanted to recycle shit old jokes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:37, closed)

You mean I can't use some of your posts?

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:42, closed)

OH ZING.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:42, closed)

shit man.
This is as bad as the time that that chap who's posts always result in him 'accidentally' sticking his cock in a bottom called me 'onerous fadger'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:45, closed)

Hang on a minute.
b3ta.com/questions/complaintsdesk/post851125
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:53, closed)

Dude, you should totally check out sikipedia, racist jokes are where the Edgy crowd are at these days.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:45, closed)

are you saying Maddy jokes are rascist
Or I need to try for rascist jokes?

Please clarify
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:13, closed)

The only other thing is that they aren't very funny.
Amorous Badger is irrelevant - his approval doesn't need to be earned. You can post what you like.

However, A.B. does have a point with a lot of his comments (and he does have the right to comment as he has come up with a lot of decent QOTW posts), and his Fail archive does provide some top notch reading...

If you don't like him, just stick him on ignore.

I keep him on read as I like the archive. In any case, he's not one of the /talk idiots throwing abuse for no real reson (I have Brayn Dedd on ignore for example) - those guys should realise QOTW does contain exaggeration, and answers aren't gospel true (or are, depending on your interpretation of the gospels).

My QOTW posts are either wholly true, or 80% true with a bit of a differnet story chucked in for comic effect (with the odd obvious joke excepted). If people stuck to this dsort of ratio, QOTW woulkd be a better place. Although, with the removal of "Last Laugh" stories, my enjoyment of seeing fat internet losers and victims indulging revenge fantasies would be destroyed.

So, in summary, post what you like but try to make it funny. Ignore the opinion of one other user, and if you're trying to make him look like a smug internet wanker you're probably just going to make yourself look a bit silly. Just don't draw attention to him. Maybe, if you ask nicely he'll take you off the archive. I'm on it, with no real reason, but I don't care that much. So I make no fuss. Be secure within yourself!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:12, closed)

Are you saying AB is a guy?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:16, closed)

He is.
I've met him. He's tiny!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:53, closed)

Wow, take me seriously please!
I don't mean to offend, but my posts are about 95% lie, as are most other peoples'. I don't take AB seriously, nor do I anyone else. In fact, I like the fail archive as well.

I read and post on here for fun, if it isn't fun for me, there's always more internets for me to look at.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:17, closed)

Where is this mythical place?
The Fail Archive, I read so much about it, yet cannot locate it's mysterious er, location..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:19, closed)

Click on Badger's name

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:24, closed)

Blimey
you really are very, very interesting and clearly quite important.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:36, closed)

Utter Bollocks. just post what you like.
I like it when some loon comes on here and posts a ridiculous story. It amuses me. That Badger cunt fucks it up by posting a link on talk, then he and the shower of cunts add 40 replies calling the guy a wanker, no more loony postings.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:17, closed)

Riiiiight.
So, when you see something eminently mockable online, you think 'ooh, best not link this, someone might take the piss'?

Do you write letters of complaint to the guys behind Lamebook, Speak You're Branes, etc, too?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:14, closed)

Letters of complaint?

There's a difference between some piss-taking and a tidal wave of abuse that the /talk cunt-shower produces. Hounding first time posters off the board is a bit, I don't know, graceless, pathetic...there's a word somewhere.

I don't think 10 people calling a stranger "a lying cunt autistic" is funny. But posts by lying cunt autistics can be fucking hilarious.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:15, closed)

I think it's just a bit of a different culture.
Calling someone a 'lying autism cunt' as a /talker means about as much as saying 'hi'. I don't think (bar a few exceptions) we purposely hound, we just mock... for our own amusement and with little seriousness. (not that's there's ever really a cohesive 'we' with /talk, that is)

My god, if the internet wasn't utterly full of wobblers, flouncers, paedos, bores, trolls, fatties, racists, mentals, virgins, terrible liars, honda accord drivers, and sweaty-handed shut-ins then it'd just be us spastic shitcunts left, and it would be much poorer because of it. However, taking the piss is a significant proportion of the fun to be had with those above groups.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:43, closed)

Not culture, manners :)
It's a shame they're cleansing the place of a certain type of swivel eyed loon.

Still, there's always fun to be had when certain talkers shout 'autism'.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 6:56, closed)

Are they really?
If so, there seems to be a steady stream of people willing to take their place. On /talk as well as qotw, half of the 'lying autism cunt' shouters with which you can have fun also come from this group. The world does appear to have a lot of swivel eyed loons with internet connections. God bless them I say. They're so excellent to mock.

As for manners and culture? My dear man, I have both in abundance, I merely don't see that b3ta is or should be a place where I must exercise them. Rudeness is our lifeblood after all :)
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:20, closed)

Shut the fuck up
you spasticated autistic shitcunt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:29, closed)

To be honest here, I think people attach FAR too much importance to my input in getting upset about it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:24, closed)

tbh, my post was a joke
Not a good one, yet none of mine are. I find most of your posts unfunny, but your replies are hilarious, and the fail archive is amazing. I just enjoy ribbing you and seeing you respond in kind, it makes me smile.

While I do understand you seeing no humo(u)r in Maddy jokes, I don't feel the same way.

Please don't think I'm being sarcastic.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:11, closed)

Ha! You’re such a tart.

Yes, you do your best not to become the subject of discussion. For example, the times somebody does a post about you and you post links to it on Talk and Off Topic, with “looks like I upset somebody again” subject line.

Not at all attention whore , no sireee, not one bit.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:57, closed)

That's okay.
I bought Maddie.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:02, closed)

so you're the fucker who outbid me!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:19, closed)

My parents went to Portugal and all i got was this urn of ashes. It's a very small urn too. Seems to contain hardly any ashes at all.

#include ObLengthGag.h
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:11, closed)

I threw in a "How to" guide by Fritzl.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:38, closed)

Once I was in AB's Fail Archive
Then one day I checked back and I no longer appeared. I can't decide if I am more upset about being included in the first place or later being removed.
( Peej, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:36, closed)