My mate's wife
is into homeopathy and has wasted a shitload of cash on it. And more fool my mate for letting her. Anyway one day he happens to mention his wife, Kate's (as is her name etc) main sexual fantasy. I then have a brainwave. We rounded up about about a dozen other male friends, hired a couple of minibuses and drove into the hills and parked up at a reservoir.
"Right, everybody out. I want you all to have a wank into the water." As we were all tugging away frantically (which had turned into some sort of impromptu spunk-producing race as you'd expect) I then ordered my mate to phone Kate and say "Give it about three hours and then go wash your face".

My mate later reported that she'd never been so turned on by her homeopathic bukkake.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:31, 8 replies)

Homeopathic Porn
Take an image from your favourite "Gentleman's Interest" website, then select one pixel at random from it. Insert that pixel onto a plain white image of the same dimensions, then take a random pixel from THAT image. Keep doing this many times, and by the principles of homeopathy, you will end up with a picture that is far more erotically charged than the original image. Asbestos trousers may be advisable.

True!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:24, closed)

You stupid cunt
the pixel remembers the image and the image of its fellow pixels.
(waxdart hello., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:30, closed)

I was trying to eat a grape
when I read your post's title and promptly spat the grape onto the floor.

"You stupid cunt" is my new default response.

"Have you got the time?"
"You stupid cunt"

"Do you want sugar in your coffee?"
"You stupid cunt"

"Guess who's died?"
"You stupid cunt"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:36, closed)

A Grape?
You flash stupid cunt...
(shinypurplebit booked his tickets (yay) on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:30, closed)

??
That's just weird.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:27, closed)

Why? It's what homeopathy really is...
...well, sort of. Take a look at this genius video:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1B2aFElfjE
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:52, closed)

Just wondered what make minibus you hired.
(Chopsey, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, closed)

he gave them a lift in his Honda Accord ;)
( user_names_suck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, closed)