Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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The story belowReminded me of when I joined a couple of Surrey girls on the Criminal Justice March in London. We had barely walked a mile when the girls spotted Fortnum and Mason. "Ooh!" they exclaimed "Fortum and Mason!" and the march for us ended there - they spent @£80 on loose tea and chocolate truffles.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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hehe!If it was the anti capatalist march that would be funny too.
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HehExactly what I thought.
still funny though.
'What do we want?'
'Justice!'
'When do we wan . . . oooh, I say, truffles. What an absolutely ripping notion!'
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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:22,
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Haha!!(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:08, closed)
I remember going on a legalise Cannabis march, and wondering about the irony of doing so."WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"
"Erm ... soon-ish - let me just roll this j and I'll be with you ..."
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"Come on! LET'S MARCH ON PARLIAMENT!"
"Do we have to? I mean - couldn't we just, sort of ... stay here and have another joint instead ... ?"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:16,
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Ha!I genuienly wanted to do someting like this but didn't for those exact reasons, getting a dope head to even change the channel on the T.V. is an effort, ask my partner ;D
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