Why do /talk insist on telling everyone on QOTW how shit they are
and then moan about how shit QOTW is?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:10, 26 replies)

hahahahahahahaha
oh man, what a cracking story this is.
*clickin dis*
I HOPE THIS WINS. WELL DONE QOTW, AMAZING STUFF.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:13, closed)

More importantly
After how many posts do they become QOTWers themselves?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:14, closed)

I farted
and a pea rolled out.
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:16, closed)

Well to give it the technical term.
They are vescere bracis meis.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:17, closed)

coz they're FUCKING HILARIOUS thats why
oh man
zing
NONCE!
what's for lunch
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:25, closed)

Oh come now, I thought we had a reasonable chat about this earlier.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:26, closed)

We absolutely did.
It's silly, isn't it?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)

The way I see it, if we weren't doing what we were doing, you lot would be,
so really we're just saving you a job.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:39, closed)

That's a very good point.
In a way, it's like you're our cleaners. We should say thank you regularly and allow you a day off at Christmas.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)

calm down

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:48, closed)

youwouldn'tletitlie!
/comedy quote
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:46, closed)

Aw man, you beat me to it
Actually I do have a theory about this:

While the best three pics from the image challenge on /board and the best three stories from /qotw make it into the newsletter, there's no place to showcase the best three semi-literate half-witted offerings from /talk that week. The /talktards, understandably desperate for approval or recognition, see this as SO UNFAIR that, like an undervalued younger sibling, they feel the need to throw a tantrum and spoil everyone else's party. If they tried that shit on /board, they would quite rightly be sent packing with their tails between their legs, so they pick on the perceived "weaker" relation, where they can shout the loudest.

Sound about right?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)

Yeah, you've got us, that's exactly it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:11, closed)

Ah bless
*pats on head*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:11, closed)

Don't I feel sheepish now you've worked out our big secret.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:18, closed)

I'd certainly be interested to hear any alternative theories you might have
it can be a special project, to keep you occupied over the school holidays
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:41, closed)

Forum banter.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:38, closed)

Yes, well done, but the question was more about why it's only /talk that does it
you don't see /board regulars rocking up in /qotw screaming about how everyone's a shitcunt autism, do you? Why do you think that is?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:14, closed)

Egads, Holmes!
You're bang on the money there!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:11, closed)

Solution:
Close /talk
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:11, closed)

close talk! down with talk!
thank goodness I'm a qotw-er
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:37, closed)

There there, truth fairy
don't get over-excited or you'll wear yourself out
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:39, closed)

Is this another call for board segregation?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:15, closed)

i'm all for it.

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:37, closed)

i always thought AB had multiple personalities
As they all desperately try to act like him.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:53, closed)

there are only 2 /talkers i have on ignore

Because they contribute nothing funny whatsoever.

Brayndead and janetaylia.

Both are unfunny sad figments of AB's otherwise hilarious mind.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:02, closed)