Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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I went to a cousins' wedding when I was about 18 and at the reception, being the Disco King that I was, I did a wonderful demonstration of 'Robot' dancing to Earth Wind & Fire's "Boogie Wonderland". Everyone stood there just watching me.
It must have been good as my cousins still remind me about it over 20 years later.
The bastards.
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 16:29, Reply)
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