WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Happy Ever After?I split with my ex in October, two weeks after we split my friend invited me to one of her cousins wedding. I didnt know anyone but thought I had nothing better to do.
We arrive at the church and my friend spots one of the usher's "he looks like my ex" she says all coy. I think to myself uh oh she is gonna cop off with him and leave me on my own!
he wasnt nothing special to look at and I didnt give him a second glance.
When it got to the reception this usher and his mate was sitting on me and my mates table. I was pretty quiet as I was around loads of people I didnt know.
Next thing out comes the champagne, and the jack daniels and the wine and the whiskey (all necked straight) we get chatting to the guys and this usher lets just called him Ray tells me he is a builder.
Suddenly I look at him in a different light as you see I have a bit of a fetish for builders boots, oooo a man in jeans and tan coloured builders boots that are slightly scuffed get me thinking things a young women shouldnt be thinking!
I remember that my friend fancies him though and I remain loyal and try and go about setting them up. Did I also mention that I was very very very pissed??? I spend my time dancing with my mates 7 year old nephew and talking to Ray to try and set him up with my friend, everytime I start talking to Ray the 7 year old comes up and says "oi stop talking to him, your my girlfriend come and dance"
In the end I ask him straight out if he fancies her and he says "no but I fancy you" I should of backed off but I just kept picturing him wearing them builders boots!!! So I decide to take him round the corner, we are busy kissing away when all I hear is "Fran why are you kissing that man" I turn around and there is my mates 7 year old nephew nearly in tears cos I am kissing this man.
My mate then walks round and catches me, bursts out in tears and walks off.
I had a 2 hour car journey with her sat next to me crying all the way and me being so pissed I just wanted to be sick!
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:07, Reply)
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