Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Teeth
Went to my Mums wedding, ended up with my front teeth missing a broken nose and a family feud that lasted 3 years.....being number one son I was soon forgiven.
WARNING.
Brother-in-laws are usally CUNTS.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:13, Reply)
Went to my Mums wedding, ended up with my front teeth missing a broken nose and a family feud that lasted 3 years.....being number one son I was soon forgiven.
WARNING.
Brother-in-laws are usally CUNTS.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 17:13, Reply)
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