WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Inappropriate music huh?My cousin got married a couple of years ago. Their "first dance" song? Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy". (Clickypop for the rest of the lyrics.)
They even did an encore before leaving.
I tried to get my second wife to do our first dance disco-style to Tom Jones' "Not Responsible", but she wouldn't cave and we ended up with some warbling twunt. So, I got the DJ to play it as our leaving song. No fucking Whitney Houston "I-i-i-i-i-iiii will alwaaaaays luuuuuuurve youuuuuuuuuuuuuu" for us.
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Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 16:03,
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