WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Not a good ideaGot severely pissed, ignored the buffet queue and tucked straight into the food without a plate. Threw anything I didn't like back onto the table, half-bitten. Proceeded to slag-off the bride to a couple who happened to be her best friends. Spent most of the night being threaten by the families parents for laying on-top-of the expensive leather sofas. Narrowly avoided a beating by the skin of my teeth.
Spent all day Sunday ringing and calling on people to say sorry, beg forgiveness, lick arse and the rest of it.
not good.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 13:35, Reply)
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