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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us your wedding stories.

(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Another one that was told me....
Apparently this happened at a wedding where the groom had been divorced twice.
All had gone smoothly, no embarassing speeches, not a mention of either of his 2 ex-wives and with the wedding breakfast over the DJ asked the happy couple if they had any special request for the first dance.
"No not at all," they said. "You choose something."
And with that the DJ went back, announced that the bride and groom were to take the floor....... and started playing "You're once, twice, three times a laydeeeeeeeeee......"
A jaw to floor moment if ever there were.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 14:27, Reply)

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