Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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"No", I said to the American guest, and the bride's 80 year old mother"Double fisting is not when you have two drinks at the same time. It's actually when you have two fists firmly shoved up your anus"
I remember being very pleased that I'd been able to correct this misconception.
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rofl harris, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:28,
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Practical Demonstration On the gimmer or STFU.
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Yeah, that's right;Gimmer.
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My Canadian friend confirmed that "double fisting" is a valid Canadian expression for the two drinks thing.In the interests of international conciliation, I propose that the term refer to having two fists firmly shoved up your anus, each fist holding a drink.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:46,
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This seems like the most sensible solution(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:22,
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My Canadian missus talks about double fisting all the timeIt's one of those phrases that for me is now just a single entendre :/
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:28,
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A woman in every port, eh?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:01,
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