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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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All the dick-skippers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:08, 1 reply)
So, dick-skippers
include heterosexual men, and homosexual women?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:36, closed)
and guys long enough to play "jump rope" with it?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:58, closed)
double Dutch mate

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:30, closed)
Yep
Anyone who literally or metaphorically 'skips the dick'. I am not sexist when it comes to dick skipping. I am sex-iest.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:11, closed)

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