Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Romantic Wedding VideoAbout ten years ago, I was best man for a French friend of mine in Marseille.
The bridesmaids were a mixed bunch, one of them being a district nurse with a big mouth and dubious morals.
During the ceremony, she was seen leading the groom's cousin by the hand, towards the toilets. Which helps to explain why the first post-wedding video footage shows said district nurse emerging from a toilet cubicle with the words "I've just had half a cock in my mouth".
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isn't even a reet slag. she shoulda had that cock deep throat n another uppa gary(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:28,
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starting to think that you maybe ^upset(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:01,
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Keep it to yourself, I don't wanna get B&(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:07,
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I imagine that kind of thing is par for the course at a French weddinghe said, racistly
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:38,
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clearly not that big a mouthif it was only half
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^Thisalthough perhaps the groom's cousin had a gigantacock?
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Worth a lolfor the expression 'gigantacock'
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Funny way of taking his temperatureAnd "during" the ceremony? Classy.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:06,
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The left half(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:41, closed)
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