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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Romantic Wedding Video
About ten years ago, I was best man for a French friend of mine in Marseille.

The bridesmaids were a mixed bunch, one of them being a district nurse with a big mouth and dubious morals.

During the ceremony, she was seen leading the groom's cousin by the hand, towards the toilets. Which helps to explain why the first post-wedding video footage shows said district nurse emerging from a toilet cubicle with the words "I've just had half a cock in my mouth".
(tricyclic_looper, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:00, 13 replies)
isn't even a reet slag. she shoulda had that cock deep throat n another uppa gary

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:28, closed)
Bit gay mate.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:31, closed)
starting to think that you maybe ^upset

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:01, closed)
Keep it to yourself, I don't wanna get B&

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:07, closed)
I imagine that kind of thing is par for the course at a French wedding
he said, racistly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:38, closed)
especially in Marseille

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:59, closed)
clearly not that big a mouth
if it was only half
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:23, closed)
^This
although perhaps the groom's cousin had a gigantacock?
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:50, closed)
Worth a lol
for the expression 'gigantacock'
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:41, closed)
Funny way of taking his temperature
And "during" the ceremony? Classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:06, closed)
This has the makings of a film.
Shallow Throat
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:10, closed)
Which half?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:09, closed)
The left half

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:41, closed)

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