Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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No she had some pubic hair and decent sized breasts so technically she wasn't a child regardless of her age, haha IN YOUR FACE,your honour.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:57,
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Teenage mutant ninja turtles shocked and saddenedOperation Yewtree screws over my childhood yet again...
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Ace Duck was a frequent rapist(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:05,
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No means noAce duck.
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your all gay lol(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:07, closed)
Our all gay what?(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:12, closed)
No, you reply with"isn't that Y-O-U-'-R-E?"
to which I respond "Oh piss off you pedantic bastard".
Know your meme, people. Honestly.
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no YOUR meme(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:53, closed)
Identifying grammatical errorsmakes me hard.
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In the present environmentthat should probably be 'shut up your prick'
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joe dolce's lesser knownzzzzz(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:43,
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Anyone got a copy of that awesome nonce punch gif?I can only get a partial thumbnail off google.
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