
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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but not for whatever reason you're inferring...
I'm not intending to enter into a contract where some skank whore can go have an affair, ask for a divorce due to "irreconcilible differences"... then take half of everything you own.
I'm also an atheist, and marriage is a religious institution, therefore irrelevant.
So no, I'd rather stay not married but with a long-term partner (she's 27, don't get any funny ideas). Works for me. Marriage is a fucking scam anyway.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:52, 4 replies)

It sounds like you will have a long and happy relationship.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:02, closed)

All that's missing from this post is a declaration of how much you like Stewart Lee.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 23:08, closed)

At least until she finds out how much you hate women, anyway.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:17, closed)
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