Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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How very lavious.Why would anyone plan an outdoor function for November?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:06,
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sort of cunt who is precious about his lascivious shag pile.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:17,
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Can't help feeling that a lascivious shag would be a tautology.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:52,
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of course I probably meant lavish. who knows(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:39,
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someone in the southern hemisphere, arseface(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:30,
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Nonsense.All my maps say "Here Be Dragons" for anywhere that isn't Kent.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 21:35,
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Brian Cunt was a cant.(, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 16:40, closed)
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