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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I like this.
I heard a similar story from a bass soloist for the "Messiah" who found out on the morning of the performance that the conductor was going to do the long version of "The Trumpet Shall Sound", which is relatively rarely performed, so he had to learn the extra section on the train on the way down to the concert venue.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:59, 2 replies)
Its charitable to assume a person isn't simply boasting when they tell a story
But in this case he clearly did mean to blow his own trumpet
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:25, closed)
or whatever the trumpet equivalent is
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 22:38, closed)

(, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 5:52, closed)
by Jove he has hit it out of the ground

(, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 13:08, closed)
Oh so you're the bedwetter who has me on Ignore 2.0

(, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 12:52, closed)

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