Weddings Part II
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
Is now the appropriate time to get my bum out?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 16:01,
6 replies)
OK...
I've got my bum out.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 16:50,
closed)
I remember one time he got his bum out
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 16:59,
closed)
I drew pictures of him,
and they were really disgusting!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 17:29,
closed)
Draw me like one of your French bums.
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.Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2014, 19:01,
closed)
Out of where?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 19:52,
closed)
Out, and about.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 11:51,
closed)