I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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absolutely NOTDon't do what I did:
* Reply to a 2 sentence advertisement in 'Times Encounters' that had been e-mailed to me with an 'I'm interested! Let's mail!' thingy attached
* Meet up after a week of very, very talkative e-mails and find a fantastically bright woman with a great body etc. etc. etc.
* Fall in love impossibly rapidly after SHE jumps on you, having invited herself round - the first date went well, after all
* Start pratting on about 'you're the One' and bollocks like that
* Let HER suggest marriage after going out with her for, oooh, four months, WITHOUT bearing in mind the fact that she's got THE MOST EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE MOTHER IN THE WORLD who won't have any contact with the father at all, and the chance of a successful ceremony without nuclear bombs going off is less than zero
* ACCEPT THE BLOODY SUGGESTION
* Watch in horror as SHE dumps you a month later, all contact withdrawn 2 months after that, never a row, never a decent excuse. And she asked me for money back for presents.
The whole thing has made me feel like a worthless dickhead. Just goes to show that having 11 A*s and going to a posh public school doesn't give you any kind of moral responsibility. BE CAREFUL, CHILDREN
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 13:36, Reply)
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