I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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DaveI went to one of those posh schools in Surrey (sorry about that). Left school in the mid nineties. Anyway there was this weird ugly bloke called Dave in my year. Met up with a few friends of mine the other day who told me that Dave met a girl on the Internet, married her and is now a pig farmer in Georgia, USA ( I believe this guy studied physics at Oxford University).
What was perhaps best about this story is the stag do. One of my mates went on the stag do and Dave showed him a picture of his bride to be. The description my mate gave was
"You know that fat bird off 'You've been framed'................ imagine her fatter, uglier sister!"
(For those who don't know - her name is Lisa Riley, and yes she is a big girl).
emmerdale.org/emmerdale/dingles/mandy.htm
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 23:26, Reply)
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