I met a weirdo on the interweb
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Not someone I met on the internet
In fact I met him at a drama club (it was in Newcastle, so it doesn't make me a puff!), but he was still a fair ol' interwub horror. He introduced me to Clingfilm-Wrapped-Roy-Orbison stories a couple of months back. He also used to enjoy chatrooms a great deal, entirely due to the joy he took in saying sick things. He was chatting to someone online who asked:
'So what kind of stuff do you like doing then?'
to which he replied,
'Oh, I like making women scream'
'Well, I'm more of a moaner myself'
'What? You moan when people knife-rape you?'
He got no reply! Yay!
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:36, Reply)
In fact I met him at a drama club (it was in Newcastle, so it doesn't make me a puff!), but he was still a fair ol' interwub horror. He introduced me to Clingfilm-Wrapped-Roy-Orbison stories a couple of months back. He also used to enjoy chatrooms a great deal, entirely due to the joy he took in saying sick things. He was chatting to someone online who asked:
'So what kind of stuff do you like doing then?'
to which he replied,
'Oh, I like making women scream'
'Well, I'm more of a moaner myself'
'What? You moan when people knife-rape you?'
He got no reply! Yay!
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:36, Reply)
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