I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Introduced to a weirdoBefore i'd discovered the joys of drink and drunks but after i'd start listening to really gash punk music I didn't do much with my days apart from sit on the interweb. One of my mates gave me the e-mail address of someone only known to me as 'Japanese Michael'. He apparently gained the name after he was caught downloading Japanese porn in school. After I wound him up a few times via MSN I eventually got blocked and I found new weirdo's to piss off.
Skip forward to a few weeks ago and I was out on the lash for a friends birthday when I was told that 'Japanese Michael' was coming out for a drink. Imagine my shock when I turned around to see this 6 foot, lanky blonde bloke who'd been in my tutor class at college for a year and i'd gotten on with quite well turned out to be Japanese Michael. Not only that but he was the gayest person I have ever met in my life (And I know more than a few gay people).
I didn't mention the Japanese porn, although I was tempted when he told my girlfriend that she could turn him straight.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:40, Reply)
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