I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Stalker contest!I tried to think of someone I've met who was really weird, but when I think about it I end up coming to the conclusion that I am weirder than all of them. That can't be good.
Example:
I frequent a small message board. A lady on it decided to give her address to someone in a public post. Like I said, it's a small, relatively close-knit message board with essentially no new traffic coming in, so not too big of a deal. I decided to have some fun with it anyways, and declared a "Stalker Contest." It ended up that I was the only one who actually did anything, the cowards! I had some good fun with it, though. I didn't feel like sending a package or anything, so I stole one of my sisters fancy envelopes. The flowery envelope would work to further the surprise, so it was all good. The contents included: A lock of my sister's hair (She just loves to give), Some toenail clippings, a giant picture of my toe, some bubble wrap with all the bubbles popped, and I think that was it. I also included little notes saying things like "GUESS WHERE/WHO THIS HAIR CAME FROM!", one blaming the postal service for popping all the bubblewrap, another just saying "TOE TOE TOE TOE TOE...", and such. I put the finishing touches on it, including a crudely drawn skull sticking its tongue out as the return address, and off it went!
This was probably the first time I've ever been dissapointed by someone having a sense of humor. Her reaction had she been lacking one might have been priceless.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:52, Reply)
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