I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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I've met lots of people onlineI met my girlfriend of five years, and on our first summer-long meet up, I had just turned 16 and she was 20. Spent a lovely summer being "that lesbian couple" everyone on the bus loved to stare at.
The only problem I can think of about meeting people online wasn't actually the person themselves... it was someone ELSE reacting to the person I met online. Ex best friend (let's call her A) developed a crush on my girlfriend, and made some rather suspicious moves on her while girlfriend of mine was visiting A's family (who had put her up for a summer previously while she was visiting me).
This turned into a confrontation in a local Tim Horton's donut shop at rush hour, with me slamming my hands on the table and saying very loudly to A, "STOP MACKING ON MY WOMAN". Cue a very blanched A, girlfriend hiding a grin behind her hand, and me standing and leering over the table (as large framed as I am, in military camo) as 30 people look on. Then girlfriend and I skip off hand in hand to go play some Dance Dance Revolution in the mall next door.
The moral of the story is DON'T FUCK WITH THE INTERNET LESBIANS.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 21:59, Reply)
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