I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Cylinder headsI got chatting to a nice lady on UKchat some years back, her car had fried its cylinder head and i thought i'd give her a hand to find a replacement. Sounded easy enough on the surface of things.
Anyway ... we've been married for two years now, never did find a decent cylinder head. Don't get an old seat/VW turbodiesel, the castings crack and it'll drink all its coolant.
On the other hand, before that there was a filthy policewoman, bent as a nine-bob note (I still remember what you told me about seized pills), and the computer programmer who cracked onto her after we'd got it on (flash git, your cars are "insured" by your mum and you will never leave home) ... Met them both via IP at various stages, and they're welcome to each other.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:58, Reply)
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