I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Not me personally but I did get to meet it.A couple of years back my mate Jay invited someone who he'd met on the internet to come out drinking with a group of us on Haloween. We made the usual jokes about the fact that she'd probably be a complete weirdo, but he vouched for her, saying he'd been talking to her for years. Anyway she came out to the local rock club where everyone was dressed up as Zombies, corpses, doctors etc and she attempted to chat up anything with a pulse, man, woman, werewolf etc...
By the end of the night she had thoroughly embarressed herself and pissed off nearly everyone there. However when we got back home, Jay refused to let her stay in his room and she ended up sharing the spare bedroom with me. She got the bed, I got the floor. I tried to avoid talking to her, but she had to drunkenly waffle on about her numerous sexual conquests and how everyone who went out the night was an absolute bitch/bastard... Fortunately I managed to get through the night without being raped by the said monster, and I was a little bit annoyed with Jay the following morning for him abandoning her to us. But then he explained why. Earlier in the night she had a drunken heart to heart with Jay where she had openly admitted to regularly licking out her little sister. All I can say is that the event took place in Lincolshire - Enough said.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:07, Reply)
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