I met a weirdo on the interweb
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Meeting others people internet weirdo's..
I was chatting to girl for about 3 months. She worked in a crap job as a secretary, I was a very bored bookie. We chatted about everything and nothing, and not too much about that. Ended up with me going down to London to see some mates, and me telling her all about it as she lives down there.
Cometh the evening, we are on the tube into town and i get a message on my mobile from Julia, asking me where we are going and can she come and meet me. My mates are all saying she'll be a 6'8" lorry driver called Maurice from Preston, but they'll all have a look at her mates anyway. So we tell her the name of the bar we are in, and she says she'll be there in 20 minutes.
So in this bar in Soho, and in walks my friend Julia and about 6 mates. Recognised her from a very fine couple of pictures taken at her works do which I haven't shown the lads. She is truely lovely and well worth meting. Rest of her mates are ugly. That is the only way to put it. They all look like bags of spanners. And thats being as kind as possible.
Over walks Julia, gives me a kiss and a hug and whispers in my ear "these are the other people I've met online and they are all freaks - truely weird. Help me out her..."
Luckily most of the lads are up for some fun, so they distract the others whilst me and Julia disappear upstairs to another bar and have a nice quiet drink. Turned out great, ends with a proper kiss and cuddle before going our seperate ways. The lads all managed to run off/ger rid of other ladies before meeting in a casino, late at night.
Not sure if this qualifies, but I like the story...
( , Tue 21 Mar 2006, 14:13, Reply)
I was chatting to girl for about 3 months. She worked in a crap job as a secretary, I was a very bored bookie. We chatted about everything and nothing, and not too much about that. Ended up with me going down to London to see some mates, and me telling her all about it as she lives down there.
Cometh the evening, we are on the tube into town and i get a message on my mobile from Julia, asking me where we are going and can she come and meet me. My mates are all saying she'll be a 6'8" lorry driver called Maurice from Preston, but they'll all have a look at her mates anyway. So we tell her the name of the bar we are in, and she says she'll be there in 20 minutes.
So in this bar in Soho, and in walks my friend Julia and about 6 mates. Recognised her from a very fine couple of pictures taken at her works do which I haven't shown the lads. She is truely lovely and well worth meting. Rest of her mates are ugly. That is the only way to put it. They all look like bags of spanners. And thats being as kind as possible.
Over walks Julia, gives me a kiss and a hug and whispers in my ear "these are the other people I've met online and they are all freaks - truely weird. Help me out her..."
Luckily most of the lads are up for some fun, so they distract the others whilst me and Julia disappear upstairs to another bar and have a nice quiet drink. Turned out great, ends with a proper kiss and cuddle before going our seperate ways. The lads all managed to run off/ger rid of other ladies before meeting in a casino, late at night.
Not sure if this qualifies, but I like the story...
( , Tue 21 Mar 2006, 14:13, Reply)
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