I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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So farSebeedee's guy is the weirdest person EVER.
I'm thinking his songs might actually be good, if he could sing and if he wasn't completely tone-deaf.
Maybe someone (not me, I'd be too scared) should organize a meet with him or something. I'd like to see what he looks like!
Cat O'Nine Tails is my personal favourite song.
This is a small section from Cat O'Nine Tails:
Chasing people brings me hope. Lots of fun. I like to hurt people. I like to hurt. I like to hurt people. I Like to hurt. I like to really hurt. I like to hurt. See how much damage can be done. Then I do it. Bringing you down is my motis operandi.
Now imagine a keyboard going up and down the scale for pretty much the entire duration of this, and then imagine someone who really, REALLY can't sing singing these words. His voice is really hard to describe - its sort of squeaky and gravelly at the same time.
The whole song is satirising someone he doesn't like.
Someone should make a flash movie of those songs.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 4:31, Reply)
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