I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Long-distance "relationships"I was 14, bless me. I'd never so much as kissed a girl's cheek. I met someone online from Wisconsin, USA, who was lovely. I lived in Birmingham, UK at the time. I flew out to see her and we were "boyfriend and girlfriend" for about 2 years. The weirdo of my story was her mother, who was half filipino. During our relationship (which truly was puppy love) she did the following things to try and break us apart
- Try and convince us that lovebites/hickeys can get not her pregnant, but ME.
- Threatening suicide unless I was prepared to marry her daughter
- Standing outside her own house and throwing stones at it
- Not stopping when my then-lady and I walked in on her masturbating
I was only there a week as well, bloody hell. Now 22 and wiser, I've never yet gone out with a girl since who lives more than 2 miles from me.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 8:28, Reply)
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