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Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.

Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Why don't I learn.
Now, I'm not an ugly munter, but I used to wear HUGE glasses (thank god I got contact lenses) and my confidence was a bit low. After losing the specs, I decided to try faceparty, you know, se how girls reacted, get a judgemnt for my leauge before going into the wider world and getting embarrased. So this nice girl talks to me, it goes well, to my own embarasment, I did have cyber with her (come on, young, horney, its gonna happen). We also did a few dirty txts, which she admitted to flicking her self off to in her class room (I'm not a peado, she was 16, I was 17). Now this got me kinda worried, but I let it go, it did make me feel pretty. A few weeks later, she started asking to meet, I decided to agree, she was hot, and very sweet, if not a little overly horney. Day she was supposed to meet me, the metro got cancled and she couldent make it. Oh dear, we spoke and tried to arange anouther meeting, but couldent agree on any date. she went MENTAL. started saying how i didnt love her, didnt value her, or want to meet her, i just used her, i finaly placated her and even gave her advice on getting a bf. I do wounder how it would have gone if she had managed to get through. I was to take her to the cinema to see the return of the king, and she let it be known that she "expected me to give her my jacket if she got cold". she, in the long run wasnt the worst.

Anouther girl I met because we both liked James Patterson books, she seemed normal, firndly, a little nervous but nothing out of the ordinary. Again, I did cyber with her (i know, dont judge me, i was lonely) after a few times it started to get kinda weird, she got weird. REALLY pursesive, if i mentioned a girl i knew in any context she went off on one, saying i made her feel fat and ugly, didnt value her the girls i mentioned were sluts, ffs, i was talkign about how id gone to lunch with my mate and his girlfriend. Then it gets better. She'd mentioned self harm a couple of times, id always tried to keep her off it, and she never seemed that serious, but oh god did she start, i said i wouldent date her cos she lived far to far away and id never see her, she told me she "had a date with a razor blade" i spent 20 moins texting her to see if she was ok. then she starts going on about this boy sjhe likes, i encourage it, think, ah, maybe shes over me, mention a girl from college i liked, and how i acted round her, you know, to give the girl things to watch for. big mistake, much threats of self harm and crying later she calmed down, and ended up seeing the guy. flat out refused to talk as friends because i was being "too possesive". I asked her how she was. freak.

This one is a personal favorite just because its so rediculus. a girl in norway got on my msn though a games forum, we spoke, she had a few family problems i tried to give her adivice to or just a sympathetic ear. All very nice, no attempmts at flirting, I'd l;earned my lesson. Out of the blue, she asks me out. I say no, that she loives to far away, she starts going off it, im a bad person, i dont care about her, im only interested in sex usual mental internet girl problems. I stoped talking to her that night.

I did meet one normal person online, very nice girl, she had a bf, but thought i was sweet and i became her friend/ some one to complain about her bf to. never any thing romantic involved, just friends, met her in town a few times after college, she was very nice, had a nice time, she wasnt even fat!

One last story, that involves me being a true gent, and a very weird girl.

So this girl starts talking to me on face party, recognises me from colege. nice, not a stunner but nice looking, she had zero self confidence though. we became friends, but jusrt through email, nevr met at college. she started to talk about her sex drive, i mentioned mine, mostly just views on sex really. she then mentions she fancies me alot, that she had seen me in college one day while horney and gone straight to the toilet to masterbate. she started telling me about her new bf, and how much she liked anal sex. then she said "why dont you come and try it with me, no strings, just the sex." this was after she had broken up with her bf, and she wanted to have sex with some one who didnt have a tiny dick, which im pleased to say if a position i could fill (obvious pun). I thought about it, then i tought, do i really want to lose the V plates up some slightly crazy girls ass? i decided against it and turned the offer down.

Moral of the stories? Girls of the internet like to masterbate over me, but girls in the real world tend to shy away.

No appologies for length or girth, as i turned the offer down.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 16:30, Reply)

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