What do we want?
A cure for tourettes.

When do we want it?
Cunt.
(username failed moderation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:05, 2 replies)

I'd forgotten this until a minute ago
Each week at 11.00am on Thursday, they test the fire alarm in our building. For me, this is the count down to the weekend, so I do the old 'pulling the whistle in the old locomotive' action and shout 'Woo-hoo'.

Half the team join in, the other half look at me as if I'm mad.




I'm not mad you know.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:04, 2 replies)

Every time
We go through the same argument, over and over again. You know all my moves, and I know all yours, but every time there's always room to do a little more damage, and bring us to our knees. Over and over and over and over and over.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:53, 5 replies)

First.

(username failed moderation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

i'm tired
can i go home now?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:01, 3 replies)

I'm sure I'm not the only one
who looks at the "catch of the day" when you've picked you nose.
(Bassie999, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:54, 3 replies)

every time i am in this situation i have to do this weired ritual
it gets me lots of trouble and strange looks fom others in the same position as me .
what happens is that as i drive along and have to make a turn in to some other road or lane etc i have this uncontrolled compulsion to use little lights on my car to show my intent , now i dont know if this dangerous or not or just me being me but it is almost as if they were put there just for me to say to every one hey look at me i am going to turn this way or turn that way.
call bullshit if you like but i can prove it and you proberbly can't
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:34, 5 replies)

Every time
Someone makes the CDO "joke" I am immediately compelled to hunt and shoot them. It's an involuntary compulsion from which I gain no pleasure, apart from watching their heads explode, which makes me trouble my johnson.
(rampants, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:58, 2 replies)

I drink soda bottles from the corner of my lips
Because to drink them from the center of the lips is infantile.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:34, Reply)

where is the new question?
It's Thursday!

**Adding seemingly weird ritual**

I wash my hands after I've gone potty..Every single time.
This must classify as a weird ritual as apparently it's gone out of fashion..nobody seems to be doing it anymore..

Disgusting

I will also try and open doors using less grips on the door handles - or tissues if I can.. I am NOT getting your piss and shite all over my hands after having just washed them.
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:04, 5 replies)

Whenever I come out home from the pub
I always have to beat up the wife. Or so she tells me, I'm still convinced she's just really clumsy.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:00, 2 replies)

Everyday...
I make an effort to have a wank...some days I can't be bothered.
not so much weird as a matter of fact..

..some days I might have two, or even three...it'll even out the overall score.


Alternatively if you think the above too crude..
..Ev'ry day - I'm shuff-e-lin..bauwbauwdidibauw




..no excuses for wear&tear
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)