I plumbed my new toilet in last night.
It has an alarmingly fast flush, meaning unless I could empty my entire bladder in 5 seconds, I won't be winning that race.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:44, 1 reply)

Ha ha, Don't be such a wimp, consider it a challenge!
Train daily, each time trying to knock 0.5 of a second off your "best" and within six months you'll be pissing like a high pressure jet wash!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:04, closed)

Then you won't need a toilet brush anymore

( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:35, closed)

CHUTNEY!
Where the hell have you been?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:43, closed)