In the words of Michael Jackson......
"you are not alone" so many of my friends stand to wipe their arses and I find it utterly counter intuitive! Surely it is better to wipe a fully exposed pucker than stand and risk smearing faecal matter about the cleft!!!!!1
(superfly78, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:49, 1 reply)

Amen brother. Sitting down affords one so many anal options, the leverage gained by this position allows total control over cheek separation. Perhaps those that stand (presumably with legs slightly bent and arse thrust out) are subconsciously expressing their desire for a good hard bumming?
(Amberleaf, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:00, closed)